The only real evidence I had to support this was a) deciding to do BEDA when I graduate from college May 2nd and b) numerous typos that I never fixed.
Well, as any good scientist will do, I kept collecting data to support my thesis. I now have a considerably longer list of evidence as the forceful commandeering of my mental function.
1) I say (ok type) things like the forceful commandeering of my mental function. When I go crazy, I type more…not better…just more
2) I put my milk in the cupboard not the fridge and…
3) Spent 20 minutes looking for it
4) I set my alarm for 5am and…
5) Thought that I might actually get up then to study
6) I walked out of the house without shoes…
7) Did I mention it was also raining at the time?
8) I forgot my roommates name…I have lived with her for 2.5 years
9) I had a 33 minute philosophical discussion…with a squirrel
10) And it was better than most of the conversations with people
11) I ran into a pole…and a car…while walking
12) I jumped in a puddle (normally a good idea…but not when it is 40 degrees outside, ankle to mid-calf deep, you are wearing shoes that NEVER dry (whose idea was that??) and you have 6 hours of class left before you can go home)
13) I just used a double parenthesis
14) I vacuumed the room
15) And did dishes
16) I fell asleep in a very public computer lab
17) I was able to finish my crossword for today
18) I am now quoted as having said “ok look, a horsie…WOOF!” and honestly not understanding the problem.
19) Making a list with 19 entries when it is nowhere near any of my favorite numbers
So, clearly I do not have full use of my mental functions at this time. I am hoping that massive doses of sleep will chase away the crazy.
What happens to you when the crazy monster takes up residence in your cranium?
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